Complete the Sentence

[conny]

until you turn it the right way up and find....

 

[Space cat]

a special offer. "Collect three tokens and get 50p off your first monthly donation to --

 

[conny]

your local MP's pension fund which now stands at....

 

[Susiejb]

precicely zero, he has syphoned it off and run away with.....

 

[Space cat]

-- his boyfriend's wife. They were last seen on a tandem heading towards --

(Welcome back Susie. )

 

[wotan]

dover where they were hoping to stow away on the ...

 

[Space cat]

-- last train to Clarksville - but it had been cancelled due to --

 

[Susiejb]

the fact there was no one to 'meet them at the station' so they ....

 

[Space cat]

-- found a porter and asked, "Do you know the way to San Jose?", but she just smiled and --

 

[Susiejb]

...said no.... but why not 'Come Away With Me' to....

(Norah Jones beautiful song....love it )

 

[Space cat]

-- the Land of Make Believe. So they climbed on the back of a giant albatross --

 

[wotan]

then with a few swift flaps of it's wings the albatross was airborn, and heading in the direction of.....

 

[Space cat]

-- Antarctica. "But we don't want to go to the South pole", they wailed. "We want to see --

 

[Susiejb]

Benidorm..no way, said the albatross, I will take you to somewhere magical ...hold tight we are off to....

 

[Space cat]

-- the DFS spring sale. Everything is two for the price of three! " The two riders groaned --